Hopefully they make YOU smile too. Here are some super-good ones:

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!

Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A tie!

Hehehe…

How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.

What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A pizza his mind!

They only get better!…

Why do flourescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.

Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!

Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!

This is seriously my favorite blog post ever…

Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pane!

Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
Because he’s still alive!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!

What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out one of these nights?

What happened when man invented the wheel?
A big revolution took place.

And with that, I’m going to bed with a huge smile on my face.

(…and by “windowsill”, I mean “window”. )