Rachel Rofe’

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Corny Jokes

…make me so happy ;)

Hopefully they make YOU smile too. Here are some super-good ones:

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!

Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A tie!

Hehehe…

How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card. ;)

What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A pizza his mind!

They only get better!…

Why do flourescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.

Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!

Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!

This is seriously my favorite blog post ever…

Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pane!

Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
Because he’s still alive!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!

What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out one of these nights?

What happened when man invented the wheel?
A big revolution took place.

And with that, I’m going to bed with a huge smile on my face. ;)

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30 comments on “Corny Jokes

  1. I love the Bach Bach Bach one. That’s the cutest. Unexpected too. :-)

    Here’s mine:

    Say this out loud:

    Knock Knock

    :::your turn:::

    Smell Mop

    :::your turn:::

  2. Joshua on said:

    Sometimes I feel like that guy who ran around his bed… :-p

  3. Rachel, it’s too hard to choose which one I like best but I sure got several ongoing chuckles. Thankzzzz!!! ;-)

  4. I love corny jokes!!! Thanks for this! I bet you’d love this site by Barbara Feldman – http://www.jokesbykids.com/ I will be in here laughing and laughing and my teens will ask why – but, then they don’t like the jokes. They’re just ‘too cool’ you know? LOL

  5. haha so funny.

    heres one i told once.

    a friend askes me…
    are you being serious or sarcastic

    i replied.
    ill give you a hint it starts with an s

  6. Those are pretty good, here is one I came up with a while back.

    Why is water the most troublesome element?

    (because its always making waves 8o) )

  7. roxie on said:

    heres one of my favorites..

    how does a baby tomato sneeze.?
    – ketchup ketchup ketchup..

    haha gets me every time..

  8. Janny on said:

    ahahaha i love these kind of jokes, specially the one about the guy catching up on his sleep.

    • Q: why did the monkey put an egg on his head?
      A: because he wanted to be a g_riller…lol

      Q: why did the cane-toad cross the road?
      A: to see his flat-mate…boom boom!!!

      Q: what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
      A: Bob..get it?

  9. Here’s one I heard Lmao
    Why did the elephant cross the road?
    – because the chicken took the day off

  10. Why are their gates in front of all the graveyards?

    Because people are just DIEING to get in.

  11. Lauren on said:

    Knock Knock ?

    Whos there ?

    Cows go

    Cows go who ?

    Cows go moooo moooo !

  12. Cole is A Cat on said:

    Here’s on I just read xD
    Q:Why did the tomato blush?
    A:He saw Salad Dressing…

  13. Not as funny as u think!!!!!!!!

    :P jk jk itsssh awesome!!!!!

  14. What an absolutely fantastic way to begin the day – ROFLMAO! Thanks for the awesome beginning! Hope your Birth Day is as special as you are! Love ya'!

  15. What an absolutely fantastic way to begin the day – ROFLMAO! Thanks for the awesome beginning! Hope your Birth Day is as special as you are! Love ya'!

  16. What an absolutely fantastic way to begin the day – ROFLMAO! Thanks for the awesome beginning! Hope your Birth Day is as special as you are! Love ya'!

  17. Q: what do you call a fly with no wings?
    A: a Walk

    Q: where do baked beans go for holidays
    A: Cairns (pronounced cans in Australia)

    Q: what do you call a dog with no legs
    A: you could call it anything you like..it wouldn’t come to you anyway..boom boom!

  18. Q: if i’ve got a moth-ball in one hand and a moth-ball in the other…what have I got?
    A: a damned big moth

    Q: what do you get when you cross an orange with a mouse?
    A: a Pip-squeak!!!

    Q: Did you here about the Irishman who got a job sweeping leaves in a park?
    A: He broke his arm after falling out of a tree

  19. Q: did you read the book “Rusty Bed-springs by I.P. Knightly

    Q: Did you hear about the hunger strikers who wanted to use the phone?
    A: first one dialled eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing one
    (80-80-80-80-80-1)….and the second hunger striker dialled…eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing – eight nothing two (80-80-80-80-80-2)

  20. John Ruban on said:

    GOOD WORK BY U.

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