Corny Jokes
…make me so happy 
Hopefully they make YOU smile too. Here are some super-good ones:
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A tie!
Hehehe…
How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.
What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A pizza his mind!
They only get better!…
Why do flourescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!
This is seriously my favorite blog post ever…
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pane!
Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
Because he’s still alive!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out one of these nights?
What happened when man invented the wheel?
A big revolution took place.
And with that, I’m going to bed with a huge smile on my face.
I love the Bach Bach Bach one. That’s the cutest. Unexpected too.
Here’s mine:
Say this out loud:
Knock Knock
:::your turn:::
Smell Mop
:::your turn:::
Sometimes I feel like that guy who ran around his bed… :-p
Rachel, it’s too hard to choose which one I like best but I sure got several ongoing chuckles. Thankzzzz!!!
I love corny jokes!!! Thanks for this! I bet you’d love this site by Barbara Feldman – http://www.jokesbykids.com/ I will be in here laughing and laughing and my teens will ask why – but, then they don’t like the jokes. They’re just ‘too cool’ you know? LOL
haha so funny.
heres one i told once.
a friend askes me…
are you being serious or sarcastic
i replied.
ill give you a hint it starts with an s
haha… I LOVE it!!!
Those are pretty good, here is one I came up with a while back.
Why is water the most troublesome element?
(because its always making waves 8o) )
heres one of my favorites..
how does a baby tomato sneeze.?
- ketchup ketchup ketchup..
haha gets me every time..
ahahaha i love these kind of jokes, specially the one about the guy catching up on his sleep.
Here’s one I heard Lmao
Why did the elephant cross the road?
- because the chicken took the day off
Why are their gates in front of all the graveyards?
Because people are just DIEING to get in.
Knock Knock ?
Whos there ?
Cows go
Cows go who ?
Cows go moooo moooo !
hehe
Here’s on I just read xD
Q:Why did the tomato blush?
A:He saw Salad Dressing…
hahaha!! I love it!!!
Not as funny as u think!!!!!!!!